Ah, holiday season is just around the corner: we can soon look forward to plenty of peppermint-flavored coffee, more festive parties than you can count, mistletoe, and, of course, Neiman Marcus’ over-the-top Christmas book. Enclosed in the 88th annual catalog of wonders, there are plenty of options to land you the award for best gifter ever. Take the his and hers Vilebrequin Quadski, for example, which also doubles as an ATV, going from water to land in under five seconds. That hefty gift will run you a mere $50,000. Other options include a trip to Paris to craft a bespoke perfume at the House of Creed (to the tune of $475,000), a trek to Germany with Monica Rich Kosann to design a custom locket, studded with fine gemstones, and a limited-edition Neiman Marcus Maserati.
But our favorite gift of all comes from Graydon Carter, to the tune of $425,000. Which is what it will cost you to make it on the guest list at Vanity Fair‘s inimitable Academy Awards party, with a plus-one. The big ticket purchase also comes with a weekend-long stay at the Peninsula Beverly Hills Hotel, tipples at the Sunset Tower, dinner at the Chateau Marmont, all topped off with hair, make-up, and styling services. Rubbing elbows with the likes of Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt is absolutely priceless, right?