Vanity Fair’s fashion market editor Michael Carl is currently taking a break in Fire Island Pines before NYFW begins, but he’s still watching you! In the latest and most random installment of his entertaining webshow, Carl’s Crush, where he takes on your fashion choices, he puts on a gorilla suit (seriously!) to scare, judge, and jump at unsuspecting FI visitors donning bad fash choices. What’s on his hit list? Cargo shorts, capri pants, and aqua socks, to name a few. But most importantly, this gorilla goes ape on Abercrombie. Amen, brother. The reactions from the fashion offenders on the island are priceless. For more Fire Island adventures, don’t miss The Daily’s recent day trip to the Pines for Chad White’s birthday party, which you can read and see HERE. After you watch Carl’s Crush, obvi.