An Open Letter To Photoshop: The SJP Situation

Dear Photoshop,

We need to talk. You have a tough gig. We get it. You’re around to take out the blemish, erase those pesky wrinkles, and elimimate the red. It’s a tough gig. Sometimes you need to let it go, boo. Your latest “friend” Sarah Jessica Parker covers the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar China, and you two spent waaaaaaay too much time together. What have you done to her face? You’ve somehow managed to turn her into some extraterrestrial cartoon. Not chic. Less is more, love.

Best,
Chic Report