Michael Carl‘s new web series, Carl’s Crush, returns with episode deux and the Vanity Fair fashion market director is in a mood this week. In the latest installment he explores why he’s so confused by your outfit and lists the reasons via the expression “Hashtag no.” For starters he blames Carrie Bradshaw’s contributions to fashion, a disdain for crazy nails, and the men’s nose hair situation to be the most #No worthy of them all. (Can we get an Amen?) Meanwhile Vanity Fair has just released their latest cover and Shailene Woodley is taking on the duties for July as they celebrate Hollywood’s next wave. Inside they feature an additional 23 youngsters, shot by Miguel Reveriego, who are “turning the movie business on its ear” according to the coverline. VF also takes a look at the 21st Century’s greatest airport, so there’s something for everybody! Until you get your hands on the issue, kill the time checking out Carl’s Crush. And don’t forget to catch up on episode one if you missed it.