Tsk, tsk. According to Page Six, Valentino is in the naughty chair with his neighbors in the Swiss Alps ski resort town of Gstaad because he blasted Madonna dance tunes just a wee too loud at his New Year’s Eve bash. How very dare! “A number of residents complained to the police as it was echoing around the mountain, and one officer went to speak to someone at the gate of Valentino’s chalet. But it didn’t seem to make much difference, and the music just carried on,” a source told the publication.