Jon Hamm has been getting a lot of play lately for all the photos taken of him that show off his gift in the downstairs department. Now TMZ is reporting that underwear companies want a piece of Hamm. Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have reached out to the Mad Men star, offering him free underwear for life. A Fruit of the Loom spokesperson tells them: “We want people to be themselves. And if going commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered.” Brilliant. Hamm is not so amused with all this attention. “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he recently told Rolling Stone. I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off.” Lay off the Hamm! Ha!