Goop isn’t the only provider of extravagant gifts this holiday season. Bergdorf Goodman has long carried some out-of-this world luxury pieces. With that in mind, here are some of The Daily‘s favorite items on the retailer’s website. These pieces really put the “I wish” in wish list!
1. A Hot Dog-Shaped Sofa
This couch is some surreal, pop-art amazingness. Plus, I have a feeling the weenie provides great lumbar support.
2. A Hamburger-Shaped Chair to Match
Complete the delicious set! No, but really — the leather seat and tufted velvet bun is just *chef’s kiss* (pun very much intended).
3. Versace Pool Toy
Because those flamingo pool floats that were all over Instagram last summer are très basic.
4. A Cooler That Looks Like a Fiat
It also comes in white!
5. Baccarat Playing Cards
If you look closely, the cards are all decorated with Baccarat tableware.
6. A Fancy Golfball
I’m tempted to get this for my dad, but he will absolutely lose it in the sand trap.
7. A Multi-Bottle Wine Dispenser
Were you the kind of kid that got excited about fast-food restaurants just because they had the soda dispenser that let you pour it yourself? This is the adult version of that. This wine station has a sophisticated temperature control system which keeps your wine fresh for up to 60 days. No more rushing to finish a bottle before opening up the next one!
8. An Artistic Nativity Scene
This would be perfect in Rick Owens’ house, right?
9. Cameo Soaps Depicting Inspiring Women
For all the strong, amazing women in your life: the prettiest soap in the world.
10. A Show-Stopping Refrigerator
Why should your living and bed rooms be the only ones to have accent pieces? If you have a “more is more” attitude, good news: the fridge is part of an entire collection. Feel free to deck out your kitchen with a matching stove, stove hood, and even smaller appliances like a blender and toaster.
11. A Golden Toilet Brush
Because your porcelain throne deserves the best. Sadly, this is not real gold.
12. A Leather-bound Dessert Cart
Sadly, this MCM dessert/bar cart is already sold out. Luckily, you can still get other items in the collection, including coasters, trays, and even an ice box.
The complete sports collection also includes soccer balls, a football, ping pong paddles, and even a skateboard.