After miraculously attending every fashion show in September, we knew Ryan Lochte was destined for greatness. The front row friend will soon milk those Olympic wins with his own E! reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? following his wacky adventures. Looks like a win/win premise because you can watch to A) Mock him for being a massive tool or B) Fall for that dimwitted charm and abs. The new show starts airing in April. Hopefully it will fare better than his June Vogue cover with Serena Williams and Hope Solo that tanked at the newsstand. We still find him kinda adorbs, but reserve the right to change our opinion at any moment.