Correspondence We Actually Received: Cleavage Perfection = Boob Glue®

by The Daily Front Row

We’ve been waiting for this! One of the more amusing finds in our inbox today was this pitch to tell our dear readers about Boob Glue® and we take our job seriously so with the “holiday season” approaching…Get in on it! (It even works on side boob!)

“The highly anticipated Bosom Couture’s Boob Glue is officially launched, and we can’t wait to get our hands (and breasts) on the hottest new go-to beauty product of 2013! Every women with breasts of all shapes and sizes should have this! It even works on side boob!! Would you like a sample for a possible feature? The release and images are below! Trust me you will LOVE this!–Redacted 

New roll-on breast adhesive may be the “breast lift in a bottle” women of all fabulous shapes and sizes are looking for

The highly anticipated Bosom Boob Glue® is officially launched, and we can’t wait to get our hands (and breasts) on the hottest new go-to beauty product of 2013! Boost your bikini cleavage for poolside glamour, be Red Carpet ready for the paparazzi, the perfect accessory for the blushing bride…and an absolute must have for the upcoming Holiday season ….Not to mention baring just the right amount for office etiquette and keeping it “all in check” for your gym work out sessions…and let us not forget “Date Night”.. Need we say more? Boob Glue® will “lift” you to your confident and glamorous best. We have all been there…that painstaking process of positioning your breasts for the exact desired effect, only to have them “re-adjust” themselves… what seems like moments later. Bosom Couture’s Founder and Creator Dawn Jackson has this little bottle of genius we have been hoping for with her signature debut product, Boob Glue®. 

For $34.95, this “breast lift in a bottle” (already adored by “A” list celebrities on the red carpet this season) could be just the boost you are so ready for.

 

 

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